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Clive Staple Lewis

Kindness

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The Magic Cow of Glory

Salon

Nigel the ferocious rag doll cat lived in a salon and was rather fat. It was a salon in Sydney, and hot by the sea. There were goldfish in the salon that the fat Nigel cat would scratch. He hated the blow wave, but he used it in fact…

One day when Nigel was left all alone, a stampede of customers came plotting along. “Meow.”Nigel said and he opened the door, and out came the blow dryer and rag and the phone. Nigel’s first customer was a rapper who wanted to be bald. Nigel was done as soon as he was told,”I love it!”the rapper said,”And I don’t want it sold.”The rapper left the building with tips and a brand new style, but yet all alone.

After five thousand more cuts, styles and shaves, Nigel was so puffed up he thought he might faint. All of a sudden there was a familiar voice came through and with pain,”Nigel!”the voice exclaimed,”What have you done? It’s brilliant. Now i’ll be the best salon in town.”

Now that’s how a fairy tail story should end!

Northern Opera

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Hello.

Hi Rose. Nothing much that's bad that he is sick but good he is better what r u doing?

Umm ok rose :) 

I made a fort todayyyy and I went for a bike ride. The days are getting boring. Yeah im bored but good ewww u found a fly in your grandad's tea yup!! Cool what?? Okay. i gtg have a shower BYEEEE.

Hi

happy easter that is sad that he passed

Rose

Hey Zoe. What’s up? Liquorice was sick and he couldn't eat but he’s better now.

Good but we’re not up to much really, we’re just doing work around the house. IT’S SO BORING! Hey we should both go on !CHAT PAGE! Tonight at 7:00, sound good? Let’s chat! I found a fly in my Grandad's tea. Liquorice had a bath!My tooth is so loose, I think it’s going to fall out today! On the 7th of April. I know right? It sucks, hey I’m being lazy at the moment!:):( That fort sounds cool, I wish we could hang out. My granddad’s in lock down with us. How are you? I know it was disgusting! Guess what? My Mum shared Spoke with me! The document you wrote last year and the one you shared with me! I’ll send it to you when my teacher cheeks it. SEE YA. We will talk soon. Oh, hey Zoe. How ya doing? Liquorice got sick again and he can’t walk. My tooth came out today, on Saturday! HAPPY EASTER! Liquorice passed away today, on Easter Sunday. :( Yeah, it’s hard. I made a bed in my hut today! Did you get any Easter eggs? Sam got stuck in the FLY STRIP this morning. The Titanic would have sunk yesterday, on Wednesday. The Titanic was 106 years old! And Brother is 10 on Friday. I found an ALBATROSS at Otaki beach yesterday! And this is the photo of it that Mum sent to me.

I'm Watching “STAR WARS” and it’s “The Rise Of Sky Walker”too. Happy ANZAC day! What time did you get up? I got up at 5:45 am and did a minute of silence in the driveway! Man, I’m tired.These things are SO tasty.ZZZOOOEEE?!?!

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GEORGE FLOYD

Last week, a man named George Floyd was killed. An officer killed him on the street. It was rather racist, because George Floyd was black and the officer who killed him was white. I’m not trying to be racist, but that's how they explained it on the news. This week it was confirmed that George had tested positive for covid-19. He could have passed away from that but he had a much cruler death than covd-19. The officers were arrested, and there have still been major protests.




“Black lives matter.”All the protesters would hold signs and shout,”Black lives matter.”or else they would shout,”I cant breath.”to show that they care about this out rage. George Floyd's youngest daughter Gianna, now does not have a father. All she knows is that he is dead, but not how he passed away.




George Floyd was killed because an officer put his knee on his neck for eight minutes until he suffocated. His last words were,”I can’t breath.”and he wasn’t lying. The protests are all over the globe. They call it a peaceful protest”You call this a peaceful protest? You want peace? You carry a gun around! How do you call that peace?”A protester yelled out from behind the gates of the white house.




George Floyd will be remembered.

A Good Day

A Good Day

We all wanted to have a good day, a good dam day is all we wanted now.

After me and Tui-Belle’s long terrifying night we were going to need a good day”Morning sweetheart’s.”Nanny said to us all”Good morning Nanny we all said including Nelson.

Most of us were eating breakfast like it was a block of chocolate.”What are we going to do today?”Felix asked as me and Tui-Belle left the room to go and do something but I can’t remember what it was. When we intruded the room again”WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO?!”Nelson yelled at us but Felix just looked at us aggressively. Since Nelson was talking like that I yelled back”THE COMMUNITY GARDENS!”Tui-Belle backed away from me as I said that.

We were all in the car, all of us were squeezed together in Nelsons Gold Mobile. We were only stuck together because Nanny’s neighbour Leo was coming to so what else would we expect? Felix was sitting in the front beside Nelson while the rest of us were having a dreadful time in the back.

We went to PAK’ N ‘SAVE then Nelson put on a Hare Krishna story”This is a very scary story, so try not to freak out too much.”Nelson said so we were all quiet and wanted to hear the so called”scary story”to test the scariness of the legend.

“That wasn’t even spooky!”Leo said looking bored”That’s because we weren’t listening for long enough.”Nelson said disappointed with the compliment”I’ll race you there!”I yelled at Tui-Belle”Hey wait up that’s not fair!”Tui-Belle called from behind me”No way!” I said but when I saw where the eel’s were I quickly zig zagged and Tui-Belle ran strate.

“Bwa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”We all thought that was hilarious.”Nelson, can we go round the back of the gardens?”I asked”Go for it. I’ll be here when you guys come back.”Nelson replied happily”Ok, thank you Nelson bye!”I called back at him”Have a good time, stay safe and stick together.”Nelson was going to enjoy the peace”Sooo, Tui-Belle what do you like to do?”Leo asked”Leave her alone. Your only 6 Leo, she can’t be your girlfriend.”I said as I pushed Leo’s head out of my way so that I could stop him from annoying her.

We all continued walking to the back of the community garden, there is a massive bank that goes all the way around the back of the community gardens”Hey! Guess what guys? I just had this crazy idea, we should climb up that bank!”I was hoping for a yes but I wasn’t thinking straight”Let’s do this!”They all shouted at me”Come on then, this will be FUN!”Fun is what we thought. I was paying no attention to the dangers up the bank but it was too late to warn them now, we were all up there.

“We should get down now.”Tui-Belle said starting to worry me and the rest of us”It’s way too steep, we’ll have to get to the other side.”I said trying not to freak anyone out”But why?”Toot’s questioned”Cause it’s too dangerous.”Now the boy’s started to eavesdrop on us”Wait, what are you guys talking about?”Felix said”Leo! Stop going up the bank more!!!”Noughty Leo was climbing up the bank higher and higher so we were all yelling at him”Ok, ok you guys don’t have to yell but I’m going to save our lives just trust me. We’ll go up to the very top of the hill and…”Toots interrupted him and said”It’s a bank not a hill.”Leo looked at her”Especially you Toots. I don’t know what I'd do if you got heart.”Leo said and then he winked at her”Jeez, that’s enough Leo, but Tui-Belle he is right.”I said”What do you mean?”Tui-Belle said quickly and embarrassed”Tui-Belle don’t um…”I couldn't finish saying don’t cry to her”She was going to say don’t cry.”Felix had finished my sentence for me but I was mad at him”Felix you troll!”I yelled at him.

“Waahh!”Felix started crying”Stop it you socky baby!”I said to him. But he would not stop”I’m never going to see Mummy and Daddy again!Oh and I can’t forget how much I love you MY CRUSH!!”(He had actually said his crush's name but I couldn’t quite blur it out)The rest of us went into funny mode. Tui-Belle was still upset but getting over it”Ha,ha, silly Fely cat!”Leo yelled at him”What did you call me?”Felix said angrily.

Just then something silly popped into Leo’s mind”Ew, it smells and looks like a giant’s being living here!”Tui-Belle and the rest of us cracked up with laughter. Leo who had said the thing was laughing so hard he slipped”Aaarrrggghhh!!!”He screamed, he had to be brave so he grabbed onto a tree root but the rocks he slipped on fell down onto my brother”Save me!!”He cried. And then he hit the bottom of the bank”Is he alright?!”Tui-Belle asked”I think he’s ok.”I said unfortunately. There was a seat below us and Felix hit the back of it.

“Is he unconscious?!”Tui-Belle said as she started sobbing, I knew I had to get over there and calm her”I’m coming.”I said as calm as I could, I was trying not to freak out. I swang over to her from afew baby trees, then she hugged me tightly and we all looked at Felix.

Felix stood up and walked around the seat before screaming with anger and pain back to Nelson”Ok, let’s get out of here...And NOW!”Leo yelled to me and Toot’s. We were all scared, we were all wondering who was going to be next down the bank, if it was anyone we were all sure it would be Leo.

“I can’t do this.”Tui-Belle said to me with fear”Yes you can, we all can.”I was trying to support us all so that we could stick together and make it through”I’m not going to make it.”She said. She was starting to cry again”LEO! Get down here right now!”I yelled at him because he was going up the bank more and more”Ok, ok, i’m sorry!”Leo replied angrily”Good, then stay there.”I said to him trying not to raise my voice.

“That’s it.”I snapped”What do you mean by that’s it?”Toot’s and Leo said”I mean, that’s it.”I tried to make them understand”Do you mean we're all going to DIE?!”Tui-Belle was horrified”No, I just mean i’m going to find away down.”I was surprised that they didn’t get what I was trying to say in the first place.

Tui-Belle and Leo started crying ‘cause they were worried that I wouldn’t find a way down or I would fall down the bank and be unconscious so that they would be stuck up there helpless and harmless. This didn’t make me happy at all, and boy can I tell you it wasn’t pretty”YOU GUYS DRIVE ME ROUND THE TWIST!!!”I was mad at them so that's why I said that”I’m in charge here and I’m the oldest. Any other questions here? Ok then good I’m going to find a way down whether you like it or not, now you guys stay right there while I find a way down.”I really must of scared them because after that they were quit”Look, i’m so sorry guys but i've just got to focus.”I was all emotional after I said that.

“Can I help you?”Tui-Belle asked softly”No, Tui-Belle it’s to dangerous and I don’t know what i’d do if you got heart in my hand’s.”She was frustrated or stressed in other words”But I want to help you.”Just then I looked at Tui-Belle, the look was saying no”Sharing is caring!”Leo called down on us”Leo, sharing is NOT caring.”I said to him”Well you're wrong, because Dye said it was.”I was only teasing him but I think he fell for it”I’m scared!”Tui-Belle was shaking”We all are.”I said to her”Hey! So am I.”Leo yelled at us”Leo, Tui-Bell? I’m going to find a way down. Leo you're the youngest and probably the most valuable too. But were going to get out of this alive, I know it.”After I said that I made my move.

I was trying hard as I could not to slip but then I heard Leo crying”Leo, please, please, PLEASE stop crying.”I was trying to calm him down from a distance but that didn’t work.”It’s now or never.”I whispered to myself.

I started to move up the bank so I could comfort Leo”I’m going to die, we're all going to die!”Leo was completely terrified”Don’t say that, otherwise we really will die up here.”Tui-Belle was angry with what he had said”I’m here Leo, now calm down.”He was in his own world, I was worried about us all now”I’m fine just save us.”Leo said to me”Well then just try and keep the volume down so that I can focus.”I quickly went back down the bank and in in the first five minutes of being beside Tui-Belle and finally…”I'VE GOT IT!!”I yelled”You have?!”Tui-Belle and Leo yelled at me”Yeah, I have, just one at a time though.”Tui-Belle and Leo were now arguing about who should go first.

“Guys! Tui-Belle you're going first.”I was like a robot when I said that”Yes!”Tui-Belle yelled with excitement”No fair.”Leo said angrily, we could just tell that he wanted us to use his impossible solution”Well that’s what you get, Leo!”Tui-Belle called up to him”Com’on guys, i’m going to save our lives, com’ere Toot’s.''Tui-Belle made her way down to me and I was thrilled that she didn’t need my help.

“What do we do now?”Tui-Belle asked me”Well wait here, I'm going to get Leo.”Tui-Belle was nice and calm now but Leo on the other hand had flipped his lid. When I finally reached him he was just happy I was there with him”Follow me, Leo!”He hugged me. I was happy we were all ok apart from Felix”Ok, let’s go.”Leo said, he was acting weird and clumsy.

We reached Tui-Belle in like five minutes then I hugged her”I’m so glad you're ok.”I said to her”Me too.”She said back at me. Leo was furious that I helped Tui-Belle first”I still don't get why you helped Tui-Belle first and not me.”Leo said as I helped Tui-Belle to my escape plan.

“My escape plan:A big tree bunch that we could climb down by using our hands and skills, then when we got to the bottom of the massive brunch we could jump down! Simple.”Or so that’s what I thought.”Well, I'll test it.”I said, trying to be the brave one”Are you sure you want to test it?”Tui-Belle said to me, but without answering I was already doing it.

I was about half way there when I called back”Hey, Tui-Belle it’s stable, you can come down!”Tui-Belle was relieved she could come down”I’m coming!”She called back at me and she made Leo’s mouth drop”We’re going to let go at the bottom and land on our feet.”I said to her”We’ve got this.”She said to me.

We reached the ground with only a few scares but I now had to go back for Leo”You’ll wait here?”I asked Tui-Belle”Yeah.”I went back up to get Leo the same way I got down.

“Leo, I’m here. C’mon let’s get down!”I said to him”Finally!”Leo was so happy he could probably barf but he didn’t, thank goodness for that”Leo, can you hang down from branches?”I was going to freak out if he said no”No way, I don’t know how and I can just take that way, Rose.”He seemed pretty confident about that way he wanted to use. He hugged me in case he didn’t make it.”Huh? What way? Oh, ok, go for it.”

Leo slid down on his back side and ran to Nelson. Any one would think that Felix and Leo had pooped their pants but really it was just mud. “Here I come Toots.”I yelled as I hit the ground.”It’s about time Tui-Belle said but she was able to say”Thanks.”It was after that when we left back to Moa Point.

It was round about two oclock and we left for the war bunkers up the hill. The wind had picked up a little. We drove up to a certain point then we walked from there. As the day grew so did the wind.”I hope we don’t blow off!Nelson was making a joke as he does”Yeah your right, if we blow off here then we’ll go to space!”I said toNelson, we all thought the joke was funny so we all laughed.

We bought Nelson's friend Rasa with us and he’s quite funny too. We arrived at the war bunkers and went inside all of them. Me and Tui-Belle ran there and we went in the first bunker where we found a tv but mostly candles”Has someone done charlie charlie in here or something?”Tui-Belle asked”I dunno.”I was trying to answer her question although she was probably right.

We all went into the biggest war bunker on the hill and then we went down into a part of the biggest bunker where the stairs had been broken, I went first then the rest of us. There was a massive spider under a towel. We were heading home now and Nelson was saying who was going to go into the other section of the biggest bunker”Alright, I’m going to put you up there Leo, Felix, Tui-Belle then you Rose.”Nelson started putting Leo up”Oh, Rosie!”Rasa said as he picked me up”Aarrgghh! Rasa what are you doing?”

“Put her down!” Tui-Belle was mad at him and worried about me. Rasa started swinging me over the edge of the war bunker and said”One, two, three!”It was like a minute later before he put me down, I was so scared that I was shaking and Tui-Belle wrapped her arm around me to help me feel safer”Thanks a lot Rasa.”Tui-Belle said angrily.

When we got back to Moa Point I finally stopped shaking and we all had a good evening.

THE END

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